I'm lactose intolerant and it sucks. No more stuffed crust veggie lovers from pizza hut for me! I feel like I have to crap when I walk through the cheese isle at the supermarket. That's no fun! Lactaid (the stuff that's supposed to help) doesn't help that I want to eat a fist full of string cheese. I seriously want cheese more now that I can't eat it. And this happened when I was 24. If I was 10 or so, I'd learn to live with. But no, I had to fall in love with potato skins first.

Soy cheese? FUCK SOY! Try one of those fuckers raw and you'll realize those things should ever be made in to a food product!

natefanaro on 2008-03-12 19:32:52

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